What Men Really Mean
What They Say: “It’s a guy thing”
What They Mean: “There’s no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical”
What They Say: “It’ll take forever to explain”
What They Mean: “I have no idea how it works. Not a damn clue”
What They Say: “Take a break honey, you’re working too hard”
What They Mean: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. Why can’t you clean in the morning like everybody else?”
What They Say: “I just cut myself, no biggie”
What They Mean: “I’ve actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt”
What They Say: “I heard you”
What They Mean: “I haven’t the slightest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next 3 days yelling at me”
What They Say: “You look terrific”
What They Mean: “Please don’t try on another outfit. You won’t get any thinner, plus I’m starving”
What They Say: “You know I could never love anyone else”
What They Mean: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse”
What They Say: “You’re the best wife in the whole wide world”
What They Mean: “Give me something nice for Christmas will you?”
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