The prostate gland is very sensitive to touch and other erotic stimulation, which is why gay men like to be anally stimulated. I don’t have to get into the gory gruesome details, but a plug or anything else that will go in there will eventually hit the gland and create an amazing sensation. YES BOYS! WE HAVE A G-SPOT TOO, and many of y’all are not discovering it!

I know many straight dudes are terrified by the concept of anything or anyone even going near their exit chute in any way, shape or form. HOWEVER! It does not make ya gay if ya try it or end up liking it. And if you is gay, then so what?! Why not enjoy sex to the freakin’ fullest!? Discover prostate massage, milking, and more on this most erogenous and erotic zone of the human male anatomy! In fact, you’re also delving into anal sex period, and there ain’t no crime against that! Go for it! Ask that hot kinky female next time to try ya out. Make sure you’re clean okay? Like, real clean so it’ll all be fun. Use plenty of lube. Be gentle at first and increase the penetration.

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What They Say: “It’ll take forever to explain”
What They Mean: “I have no idea how it works. Not a damn clue”

What They Say: “Take a break honey, you’re working too hard”
What They Mean: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. Why can’t you clean in the morning like everybody else?”

What They Say: “I just cut myself, no biggie”
What They Mean: “I’ve actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt”

What They Say: “I heard you”
What They Mean: “I haven’t the slightest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next 3 days yelling at me”

What They Say: “You look terrific”
What They Mean: “Please don’t try on another outfit. You won’t get any thinner, plus I’m starving”

What They Say: “You know I could never love anyone else”
What They Mean: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse”

What They Say: “You’re the best wife in the whole wide world”
What They Mean: “Give me something nice for Christmas will you?”

Each age of man has had its positive and negative elements, but until now these ages have been incomplete evolutionary cycles. It is during this, the fourth age of man, that we finally draw towards a more complete picture of man.

The Chivalrous Age Of Men

Enter Exhibit A, the Gentlemen. Best demonstrated by Cary Grant.

Debonair, refined and decidedly charming are just some of the qualities which define this man. He was intelligent, displayed impeccable manners, possessed a most excellent wit and always dressed appropriately. The gentleman was constantly aware of this place in the world and was often considered to be the provider for his family.

The Introspective Age Of Men

Enter Exhibit B, the Sensitive New Age Guy. Best demonstrated by Ross Geller from Friends.

SNAGs were all about feelings, being attuned to their emotions and staying in touch with their feminine sides. Men were encouraged to share their innermost thoughts, fears, hopes and dreams with those of the opposite sex. The idea was that in becoming more aware of and developing a greater understanding of their emotions, they would garner more favour from women and connect on a deeper level. Often unthreatening and unintimidating both in personality and physical presence, they were known for their sensitive dispositions.

The Extrospective Age Of Men

Enter Exhibit C, the Metrosexual. Best demonstrated by David Beckham.

Sometime after the initial craze of SNAGS had all but disappeared from most social circles, a new ‘ideal’ man appeared. Entitled the metrosexual, these men were encouraged to look after their skin, pluck their eyebrows, wear jewellery, style their hair, dress in the latest fashions such as form fitting coloured jeans and slimfit shirts, wax away chest hair and maintain an almost boyish physique. It is during this age that the sexes became truly difficult to separate.

The Retrospective Age Of Men

Enter Exhibit D, a return to the Real Man. Best demonstrated by Jack Bauer (as portrayed by Kiefer Sutherland) from 24.

Real men no longer have to be ashamed to exist. While they have always existed in the shadows, they are being encouraged to step forward. Thank you Mr Jack Bauer.

Jack is unashamedly masculine. He serves his workplace loyally but first and foremost he serves his country and ultimately his President (unless the President is a dirty rotten turncoat). As for personal relationships – when Jack loves, he loves completely and passionately. However he is also well versed in the ways of loss. This well-rounded experience of life and its opposing emotions means that Jack has an innate ability to understand people and their motivations. He would do anything possible to help those he cares about without expecting the same in return. This loyalty is built from his strong ethical code which he would rather die than betray.

He is fit, healthy and generally aware of his strengths and weaknesses without feeling the need to talk incessantly about either. He is tirelessly resourceful and always ready for action, but always finds time to treat people with an appropriate amount of respect. Dressing appropriately for any given situation whether that be in jeans, cargos or a suit, nothing is overly fussy or too complicated. For Jack clothing is simply functional.

While he is always as neat and clean as circumstances allow, Jack doesn’t get too caught up in grooming and personal appearance. His hair is simple and recognising that is isn’t always possible to shave in every 24 hour period he has even been known to let his facial hair grow from time to time.

The composite picture created by Jack Bauer represents the perfect blend of all the positive elements from the ages of men which have come before. This man’s time is now.

The Future Of Men

Now there is nothing wrong with good hygiene, dressing well and taking care of one’s skin, but somewhere along the way the true essence of what it means to be a man has been eroded away and the line between the sexes has become increasingly blurred. While the previous ages of man will always appeal and continue to be desired by some women, the vast majority of women would not want to see the extinction of all things masculine.

The cycle of these evolutionary ages may not have touched all men, but those that have been swept up or passed by must be left feeling somewhat confused by all the mixed messages. Be a man and yet don’t be a man, care about your appearance but don’t care too much, be stylish but not too trendy. Men are obviously free to choose and follow many different paths but perhaps more attention should be given to the fundamental question of what it means to be a man.

As with so many dilemmas, simplicity is often the best answer. So ignore the trends, be true to yourself, and never neglect your masculinity. If that has you being even a little like Jack Bauer than that can’t be half bad.

Take her bust for instance. My partner’s boobs weren’t just any boobs. They deserved to be labeled an Eighth Natural Wonder of the World. And I’m sure most men with expectant partners would feel the same way. The sight of a pair of gorgeous pregnant breasts is enough to motivate just about any man to be at their partner’s beck and call, even if it involves midnight trips to satisfy cravings.

And then there’s her stomach. A tiny little bump at first, that soon becomes the source of all sorts of vicious cravings. Whether its’ gherkins, oysters or anything else, your main duty soon becomes giving it whatever it needs… at whatever time of day it might need it!! A pregnant tummy commands respect. Not because it makes people give up their bus seat, but because it’s damn sexy. It makes you want to hold it, caress it and snuggle up in the wee hours of the morning. And when I talk about my girl’s pregnant tummy I’m not talking about the massive, cumbersome load that is most commonly associated with late pregnancy. I’m talking about a bump that grew, in my eyes anyway, more beautiful as each week of pregnancy went by. Combined with her gorgeous bust, I could only think of one word – Wow!

During the last 3 months – which seem like an eternity to every pregnant woman, but that fly by all too quickly if you’re the one lusting after your pregnant partner, it was the hardest thing in the world to keep my hands off her. I wanted to show her off, show the world how beautiful she was. Not every man revels in their partner’s pregnancy as much as I did. Something I heard often from mates was how sex wasn’t as enjoyable now that she was pregnant. How having sex might “damage” the baby. As such, the poor woman was left feeling thoroughly undesirable. What a pity.

If you’re pregnant you should get it out there, show it off, and flaunt it. There’s absolutely no reason why you should hide your body, or let other people make you feel unattractive or undesirable. Your pregnancy bump is a fashion accessory, and a symbol of all that is good in the world – love, excitement and the stuff that dreams are made of.

It’s such a shame that so many couples don’t appreciate pregnancy for what it is. Nine months isn’t long, but it’s the only time you’ll have to enjoy what it means to be pregnant. And at the end of it all, you’ll be able to hold your gorgeous baby in your arms. Someone wise said that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone, and a lot of people feel that way with pregnancy. They only realize how important the experience of pregnancy was in the late stages. If you feel this way, it’s natural to wonder what things are going to be like once your baby arrives. And the good news is it only gets better.